Sup
Pull my penis...
Made a sweet water bong out of materials i found around the house.
I’m like the Bear Grylls of smoking weed.
My family calls me “El Nino” (the child in spanish) I figure they’ll stop once I turn 50
It finally happened. People from South Florida are so brain dead that they're starting to turn into literal zombies!
We’re a virus with shoes. Bill Hicks.
(Source: blumes)
People who invite me to anything on facebook are all invited for a swim in the lake of fire.
(via ravenspyre)
Anonymous asked:
Yur girlfriend is gorgeous! ;)
Thank you I think..
Volcano
